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Google Engineers Haven't Eaten, Slept in Days Without Nap pods or Snacks

May 04, 2019

(Mountain View, CA) - Google, Facebook, and Microsoft engineers and employees working from home are finding it hard to eat and find sleep after finding they couldn't take home their nap-pods or micro-kitchens. Amazon engineers, however, were faring better after being instructed to "use your front door as a desk" and "spend as much money as possible at Whole Foods".

"There's usually more...food....and housing...I just...where is my free latte." — Sleep Deprived Software engineer