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AGILE

Agile Waterfall Co
$0.50 -95.00%

Waterfall methodology rebranded with Post-it notes. Certified Scrum Masters on staff

6 Month Performance

0.48540.50520.52490.54470.5645JanFebMarAprMay

Key Statistics

Market Cap
$5.00M
P/E Ratio
2 (story points)
52-Week High
$50.00
52-Week Low
$0.01
Volume
1 sprint
Dividend Yield
Retrospective action items (never completed)
CEO
Certified Scrum Lord
HQ
The Whiteboard, Anywhere

Analyst Ratings

Velocity VeraStory Point Advisors
Underperform (But With Passion) ⬇

Their velocity is negative. They're un-building features.

Backlog BrianGrooming Capital
Acqui-hire Target ⬇

The backlog has a backlog. The grooming session needs grooming.

WIP WendyKanban Consulting Group
Hold (Your Breath) ➡

Work in progress: literally everything. Completed: nothing.

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