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Santa Clause Sued & Fined By European Union Over GDPR Breach

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Santa Clause Sued & Fined By European Union Over GDPR Breach

Brussels, Belgium - Santa Clause, the globally-known ancient gift-giver, has been fined €100 trillion ($103 trillion) by the European Data Protection Commission (DPC) over a "long-running string of persistent and historic data breaches". An EU spokesperson had this to say: "The case we are initiating today challenges Santa's use of a worldwide "Naughty or Nice" list as a prerequisite for children to receive Christmas

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