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Twitter To Suspend All Users Who Don't Follow Elon Musk
2022-12-14
San Francisco, CA - Twitter has announced that it will be suspending all accounts that do not follow Twitter owner and CEO Elon Musk. According to a statement from the company, "We have determined that following Elon Musk is the key to a successful and fulfilling social media experience. Therefore, any account that does not follow Mr. Musk will be suspended." The move has sparked outrage among Twitter users, many of whom have accused the company of pandering to Musk's massive ego. "This is outrageous," said one user. "I shouldn't have to follow someone just because Twitter says so." Others have pointed out the absurdity of the situation, with one user tweeting, "So now we're all supposed to… read more 🏃♀️
Twitter Launches 'Madlad Mode' Subscription Service
2022-12-12
San Francisco, CA - In a surprising move, Twitter has announced the launch of "Madlad Mode", a new subscription service that promises to bring users twice as many tweets from the one and only Elon Musk. According to sources, the new service will give users access to an exclusive timeline featuring three times as many tweets from the Tesla and SpaceX CEO, as well as a host of other perks. "Madlad Mode is the ultimate way to experience all the Musk-ness that Twitter has to offer," said one Twitter spokesperson. But the launch of Madlad Mode has not been without controversy. Many users have criticized the service as being too exclusive, and have accused Twitter of prioritizing the tweets of a… read more 🏃♀️