(Sand Hill Road, Menlo Park, CA) - A new report from Andressen Horowitz (a16z) reveals that Software is full and taking a break from eating the world, for now at least. "Marc (Andressen) was able to get in touch with Software and confirmed that it has been eating the world for so long that it needs a break, just to let it's stomach settle. It's already gone through most parts of daily life and the world and really feels it needs some time to regroup and focus on what to eat next.", said a company spokesperson. Marc Andressen and a16z generally are known for their bold declaration that "software is eating the world" and first noticed its voracious appetite when investing in Facebook. "We saw it eating up everyone's free time, manners, etc. and thought 'we hae to get in on this NOW'", a partner was known to have said at the time.
Unicorn.Computer was able to get exclusive access to Software and ask a few questions.
Interview
UC: "So, what are you thinking of doing while you take a break?"
Software: "01101101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100"
translator: "mad memes my friend"
UC: "What are you thinking of eating next?"
Software: "01100100 01100101 01101101 01101111 01100011 01110010 01100001 01100011 01111001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011"
translator: "democracy I think"
UC: "Uh oh"
Software: "01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101101 01101111 01100011 01110010 01100001 01100011 01111001"
translator: "mmmm democracy"
UC: "Why?"
Software: "01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100100 01110101 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001001 01101111 01110111 01100001 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101001 01101101 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111011 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101100 01101001 01100011 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011"
translator: "got a taste during the Iowa primary; delicious"